“Serum” is a word I would use way back in 2009 (Before Future’s “Too Much Sauce” Might I Add) when I was laying down some dope lyrics on a beat! It’s an adjective to describe that my sexiness was on 1000% and my confidence was too! It was more than likely paired with another adjective #Jazzy… A special word I used to describe myself! A lot of people don’t know that I actually used to make, write, and create my own beats. Nothing major, but I often enjoy teaching myself new things! I’ve been debating starting an “about me” series: friendship & love edition! Hmmmmmm

Ugggghhh, but the majority of my original music is on my ex’s computer… I’ve always been one to write stuff down. I still have my notebooks! Laaawd, only God Knows where the music I made 10 years ago are now… Probably still blowing in the wind with his ass! 😂😭 #ImTheKindOfGirlfriend to find my current fellas, old girlfriend’s hard worked-on home-made songs… ANDDD laugh for hours!! So if they, he, her, she, them, cut on the desktop; I don’t blame you for being like MoMo 😝 #MochaYourOffTrack okay, okay…

After surveying a group of baddd bishes, ALL with different, unique, and clever personalities I love…. Here are the:


  • THEY ALWAYS FIND WAYS TO POINT OUT YOUR MISHAPS TO OTHER PEOPLE; BUT WISH YOU WELL TO YOUR FACE. This is normally the most common red flag! We have all experienced when the “he say, she say” hits the fan; there are explanations due! 
  • THEY DAMN NEAR COULD BE A MIRROR IMAGE OF YOU. Everything you do they try to immitate it. It could be something as simple as an outfit, a hairstyle, or maybe a special fella?! They have to have it TOOOO. Then they act like they put you on to it the whole time 😩😂
  • EVERY IDEA YOU HAVE, THEY TRY TO BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH BY ACCOMPLISHING THAT IDEA.  We are all grown here right?! Why is it that we as adult lack authenticity?! Do you they not feel embarrassed when you have to find a dream in someone else’s?! #ThatPart Normally when this happens, my lovely panel of #BadBawsets agreed on this saying “Keep Your Eggs In Your Own Basket”
  • YOU OFTEN FEEL LIKE THEY SECRETLY ENVY YOU. Honestly is you can’t share your deepest secrets with this person, they may in fact be your foe. Who wants to hang out with a person you can’t trust?! That’s like walking into a room blindfolded with a bunch of scorpions; praying that you don’t get stung! Just a bad situation… For you that is. ..
  • WHEN YOUR ONLY INVITED TO CERTAIN GATHERINGS WITH THIS PERSON. You can only be around mutual people because the “Serum Snatchers” cover might get blown. (They can’t imitate you, if your there! 😂😭)
  • THEY ASK A MILLION QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR HUSTLE, BUT NEVER SUPPORTS! Some people don’t want you to get ahead of them. For what ever reason! It’s like, why envy the next person, let’s support each other! 
  • YOU ONLY SPEAK TO THEM WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING OR WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN.  I think this is pretty self explanatory…The I wanna make sure your “okay” friend.  But you never get the follow up call a few days later. After hours and hours of spilling out your hearts guts; you realize they only wanted to know your sorrows! Now that’s Fu*cking low!

Do you have some amazing pointers that you can share with your #InspireNation family? What are some other ways you can tell someone is “Bottling Your Serum?” Make sure you leave a comment below! Like, comment, share, and Subscribe!! We would love to hear from you!!

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Author: Mocha Kittz, Rantings Of Mocha

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