I BROKE MY HOOKAH BOWL— For The Third Time This Year.. The Saga Continues..

I Think I Wantย To Go Ahead And Make That My Signature Touch In My Videos… I Don’t Mind The Hunt For New Flavors. If You Haven’t Had A Chance To See My Last Review, Broadcasted On Periscope Please Do!

 

Guess How Many Times I’ve Actually Broken My Hookah Bowl? Fourย ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ปย Don’t Damn Judge Me! I Get So Excited When I’m About To Smoke Hookah… Lmao It’s Not Like It’s Illegal Or Anything, You Can Actually Buy The Flavored Tobacco At Any Real Tobacco Shop..ย  It’s The Fact That I Can Actually Sit Down And Enjoy A Flavor Packed Bowl In Peace. My Favorite Place To Smoke Hookah Is On My Back Porch, Notebook & Pen In Hand; Completing My Daily Tasks..

I Felt So Compelled To Write This Article Because I’m Going To Be Including A Hookah Portion Into My Youtube Videos. I Think I Wantย To Go Ahead And Make That My Signature Touch In My Videos… I Don’t Mind The Hunt For New Flavors. If You Haven’t Had A Chance To See My Last Review, Broadcasted On Periscope Please Do!

PeriscopeTV: Fumari Shisha Review

Let Me Do My Research I Would Be Damned If A MF Like UnwineWithTashaK Come For Me! I Can Understand Her Point-Of-View But Damn.. I Feel Like The Way She Handled That Little Situation Was Very Unprofessional..ย  Now If You’d Reached Out To Other Lady And She Had Tried To Play Your Intelligence—Okay Then Go Off Boo.. But I’m Assuming, She Initially Saw It As A Way For Exposure.. Using Her “Angry Black Woman” Card As A Tool To Create Drama & Traffic To Her Channel.. She’s Doing Quite Okay SO I Have No Clue Why… At Least She Was Responsible By Apologizing For Here Mistakes As A Woman.. As Did The Other Woman.. But That’s None Of My Business..ย ย But Petty Is As Petty Does.. And That’s Hella Petty!

I Get Side Tracked And I Know Some Of My Readers Are Subscribed To Her Channel.. I Prefer LovelyTi But I Will Never Knock A Black Woman Trying To Grind.. But If You Spend Your Life Messing Around In Everyone Business, You Bet-Not-EVA Say Shit About My Lil Old 254 Subscriber Ass; Having Shit To Say About You.. Oh Na-Ah! But Then Again, Petty Begets Petty!

 

 

With My #RantingAss… I’m Going On A New Hookah Search To Start This Step Of My Youtube Profession. Luckily, I Have Been Offered Different Avenues To Display My Creativity And To Incorporate Hookah Healthy Tips, Habits, And Promote New Brands! Stay Tuned! The Hookah Selected Will Be Sold In Inspire My Bawset! Please Contact Me Via Business Inquires: RantingsOfMocha@gmail.com If You Would Like To Be Featured On The Website Or Youtube Channel! In North Carolina And Have A Small Tobacco Shop? Contact Me As Well! Thanks For Stopping By My Galaxyย ย ๐Ÿ’…

Avoid The Headache! Smoke Sexy๐Ÿ’จ Healthy Hookah Tips With A “Hookah Slay Goddess ๐Ÿ™Œ”

You’ve finally made it! You’ve secured that bag ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ (the paycheck) successfully.. The weekend is here and your ready to put all the stresses of life aside; just for a moment and enjoy yourself for a chance! You’ve taken care of things all week so that the planned night out is epic! This “self” or “hang out” night.. You will OWN!

Sometimes we find ourselves moving so quickly in life; that we forget to do the simple things that make us happy. You have to take a second to smell the roses!

You call up some friends, co-workers, etc. Get dressed up exactly tailored to your unique, innovative personality.. Grab your keys and head out the door for a long night of enjoying yourself over hookah, drinks, books, good conversation, and music. Now what?

๐Ÿ’ƒ


Avoid The Infamous “Hookah Over”.. Arrive Unbothered, Staying Healthy & Safe; By Following These Awesome Tips From A Hookah Slay Goddess ๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŒน

Serving Facts Daily ๐Ÿ‘Œ: Hookah has certain rules and etiquette? One popular, yet little known fact in Western America is, you always angle the end of the hose; tip side away, when giving them to your guest? Although this is the most popular rule ignored; it makes perfect sense! Just think about it. How many times have you handed over the hose ANNNNND someone almost used your tip?! Yeah, I figured you’d understand!

Also, blowing your smoke into another person’s face in most cultures is viewed as rude, impolite, and disgusting. You can offend or disrespect fellow participants by ignoring important hookah cultural customs. When we come together to understand diversity, greatness can be accomplished.
**Sources Linked**

 

Plan Your Ambiance Accordingly:ย Maybe you’re that person that says they will be ready by 9 pm… But when your friends get to your house, your just starting your make-up… Or line up… We all have a friend like that– STOP! Lol (Guilty)


Random Inspiration From A GIF: Loved, Loved, Loved, Watching #SailorMoon Growing Up… She Will Always Hold A Special Place In My Heart… Lol Saw SO Many Funny Episode Clips Picking That Last Gif!

Completely Off Topic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AnimeTalk But If You Like Your Hookah Goddess Down To Earth, Crazy, Sexy, Cool, #BookMe! Lol โœ RantingsOfMocha@Outlook.com

Sailor Cosmos ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†

Sailor Chibi Chibi ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†

And Sailor Jupiter ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†

Are My Top 4, Now That I’m A Grown Geek ๐Ÿ˜‚ Another Little Known Fact, Is That THREE Of The Anime Characters Listed (Except Sailor Jupiter– She Is A Sagittarius) Are Cancers โ™‹ From The Ruby Red Jewelry, The Cat, Uggh Folks.. Just Peep The Symbolism! ๐Ÿ˜ #StraightBodiedThat โ™‹

They Are Actually Sailor Moon In Different Stages Of Her Life.. I’m Not Getting Into The Story Line Now.. I’ve Already Ranted Too Far! Lol ๐Ÿ˜… But I Actually Watched The Series.. Most People Stopped Watching Sailor Moon In Middle School.. Lol And it’s Okay If You Did! I Was The Lame Chick Watching Anime In College ๐Ÿ˜‚ (At An HBCU That Was Strange Unless It’s Dragon Ball Z ๐Ÿ˜‘)

Most People Actually Remember Little From The Show.. Just Sailor Moon’s & Her Cat Luna’s Characteristics..

Oh, And Of Course The Infamous Crescent Moon On Her Cat Luna’s Forehead! (HI #SIMONCYLUS.. Mommy Loves You.. Lol #CatMom ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿพ) Referencing Her Infinite “Moon Power..” Confirming The Link To Zodiac โ™‹๐ŸŒ› Cancer ๐ŸŒœ Don’t Get Me Wrong.. I Still Bang Sailor Moon Hard! She Has More Apparel Than Any Other Character Branded Under Her..
As I Continued Watching.. I Realized; Sailor Cosmos Is Sailor Moon’s & Sailor Chibi Chibi’s Mature State.. When I See Sailor Moon, I See Sailor Cosmos ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
GHATDAMN GIRL WRAP THIS SHIT UP ๐Ÿ˜ญ Okay, Okay…


๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš˜ Secure A Designed Driver Or Another Safe Way To Get Home:

Make sure your friends are on board with the festivities! Call every one in advance to make sure the plans are still on. Do what ever it is that manifest this charisma you glow in! Enjoy yourself and drink responsibly! It’s a wise idea just to have someone to call in case you find you’ve had too many drinks. A room-mate, a good friend, an Uber? Make sure you, and your friends, have a “Plan B” for getting home safely. Send them a light group text when you have returned home safely.

***Remember to ALWAYS have a responsible designated driver if you plan on drinking.*** Be prepared to call a ride home if keys are confiscated due to suspicion of intoxication. We love you. You’re family, and as family, we have to make sure each is safe, protected, and ready to live on and change the world another day! DON’T DRINK AND DRINK! Thanks! ***

Headaches Or Nah?! The Most Common Question Asked..

Q: What Does It Mean If I Get Headaches From Hookah? I Love Them, But Sometimes I Get A Headache. What Am I Doing Wrong?

A: Aww, Shucks! ๐Ÿ˜– I don’t like that too well either! Think back to your last headache; did you eat an adequate meal? Did you make sure you were properly hydrated before smoking hookah? If not, that could be the issue. A lot of “Hookah Overs” can be prevented easily before it happens by making sure you have plenty to eat and drink. Drink plenty of fluids water, juice, etc.. Try to stay away from carbonated drinks. Eat first, then enjoy your hookah! You should be fine!

Another reason could be that you’re actually inhaling the vapors. Try pacing yourself when you smoke. Hookah is to be enjoyed at a relaxing pace. Also, try not to “hover” over the hose when you are not smoking. This prevents headaches as well. Lastly, step outside for a second and refresh yourself with clearer, less foggy air. Hope this helps and thank you so much for your committed loyalty! Customers like you make us very pleased!

I Am Available For Bookings!!ย ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซFind A Star In My Cosmos And Search Through My Latest Posts By Clicking Here! Thanks Again For Stopping By In My Galaxy! Please Contact Me If You Are Interested In Brand Ambassador Services, Features & Collabs On Youtube, Clearance To Use My Videos (Kudos Or Roast), And Much More By Contacting Me Through My Business Email: RantingsOfMocha@Gmail.com Book Me Today For Venue Appearances, Motivational Speaking Conventions, And Anything Arts Under The Sun… Or Moonย ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒœ

@MochaKittzSays/@BrownBonedBawset

~*xoxoxoxoxoxo*~

TOP 7 WAYS TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS “BOTTLING” YOUR “SERUM”ย ๐Ÿถ

“Serum” is a word I would use way back in 2009 (Before Future’s “Too Much Sauce” Might I Add) when I was laying down some dope lyrics on a beat! It’s an adjective to describe that my sexiness was on 1000% and my confidence was too! It was more than likely paired with another adjective #Jazzy… A special word I used to describe myself! A lot of people don’t know that I actually used to make, write, and create my own beats. Nothing major, but I often enjoy teaching myself new things! I’ve been debating starting an “about me” series: friendship & love edition! Hmmmmmm

Ugggghhh, but the majority of my original music is on my ex’s computer… I’ve always been one to write stuff down. I still have my notebooks! Laaawd, only God Knows where the music I made 10 years ago are now… Probably still blowing in the wind with his ass! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ #ImTheKindOfGirlfriend to find my current fellas, old girlfriend’s hard worked-on home-made songs… ANDDD laugh for hours!! So if they, he, her, she, them, cut on the desktop; I don’t blame you for being like MoMo ๐Ÿ˜ #MochaYourOffTrack okay, okay…


After surveying a group of baddd bishes, ALL with different, unique, and clever personalities I love…. Here are the:

TOP 7 WAYS TO KNOW IF A PERSON IS “BOTTLING” YOUR “SERUM”

  • THEY ALWAYS FIND WAYS TO POINT OUT YOUR MISHAPS TO OTHER PEOPLE; BUT WISH YOU WELL TO YOUR FACE. This is normally the most common red flag! We have all experienced when the “he say, she say” hits the fan; there are explanations due!ย 
  • THEY DAMN NEAR COULD BE A MIRROR IMAGE OF YOU. Everything you do they try to immitate it. It could be something as simple as an outfit, a hairstyle, or maybe a special fella?! They have to have it TOOOO. Then they act like they put you on to it the whole time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • EVERY IDEA YOU HAVE, THEY TRY TO BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH BY ACCOMPLISHING THAT IDEA. ย We are all grown here right?! Why is it that we as adult lack authenticity?! Do you they not feel embarrassed when you have to find a dream in someone else’s?! #ThatPart Normally when this happens, my lovely panel of #BadBawsets agreed on this saying “Keep Your Eggs In Your Own Basket”
  • YOU OFTEN FEEL LIKE THEY SECRETLY ENVY YOU. Honestly is you can’t share your deepest secrets with this person, they may in fact be your foe. Who wants to hang out with a person you can’t trust?! That’s like walking into a room blindfolded with a bunch of scorpions; praying that you don’t get stung! Just a bad situation… For you that is. ..
  • WHEN YOUR ONLY INVITED TO CERTAIN GATHERINGS WITH THIS PERSON. You can only be around mutual people because the “Serum Snatchers” cover might get blown. (They can’t imitate you, if your there! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ)
  • THEY ASK A MILLION QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR HUSTLE, BUT NEVER SUPPORTS! Some people don’t want you to get ahead of them. For what ever reason! It’s like, why envy the next person, let’s support each other!ย 
  • YOU ONLY SPEAK TO THEM WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING OR WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN. ย I think this is pretty self explanatory…The I wanna make sure your “okay” friend. ย But you never get the follow up call a few days later. After hours and hours of spilling out your hearts guts; you realize they only wanted to know your sorrows! Now that’s Fu*cking low!

Do you have some amazing pointers that you can share with your #InspireNation family? What are some other ways you can tell someone is “Bottling Your Serum?” Make sure you leave a comment below! Like, comment, share, and Subscribe!! We would love to hear from you!!

๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซFind A Star In My Cosmos And Search Through My Latest Posts By Clicking Here! Thanks Again For Stopping By In My Galaxy! Please Contact Me If You Are Interested In Brand Ambassador Services, Features & Collabs On Youtube, Clearance To Use My Videos (Kudos Or Roast), And Much More By Contacting Me Through My Business Email: RantingsOfMocha@Gmail.com Book Me Today For Venue Appearances, Motivational Speaking Conventions, And Anything Artsy Under The Sun… Or Moonย ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒœ